I was talking to someone earlier & they said that they were going out to eat tonight.
I said, “What are you having? Indian?”
They said, “Eww”
I said, “Have you ever had Indian food before?”
And they said, “No.”
I said, “Then you really shouldn’t judge it. You’re a food prude.” And I started to laugh.
They didn’t find it as funny as I did…
So just here me out…
I was driving by First Baptist Church this morning & they had a sign out front that was a rainbow that read, “All are welcome.”
I started thinking to myself, “When did the Baptist church start accepting gay people?”
Then it popped into my head…..don’t hate me, it’s just a thought
Mary was 15 or 16 while pregnant with Jesus. The average age of marriage at that time was 15-16 for girls, 19-20 for boys.
In the Bible, Jesus goes from being 12-35. It was not common for a 35 year old man to be unmarried at that time.
Jesus was gay…
It’s all fun and games until you’re putting on your sport sleeve, you slip, and punch yourself in the face…
Trials and Tribulations of Life As Told By Me 