Codeine & Prednisone…

The magic of codeine cough syrup & prednisone, being particularly sleepy but wide awake at the same time…

Student Driver…

I was driving behind a student driver that was going 40 in a 30, had 2 air fresheners hanging from the rear view mirror, and was honking at people as soon as the light turned green. I think this explains a lot about the way people drive today…

Shitty day on a crosswalk…

That awkward moment when you’re walking your dog, you feel a pull on the leash, & you realize he’s taking a shit in the middle of the crosswalk…

The Brady Bunch…

It’s funny when you think about it, The Brady Bunch should actually be considered a fantasy show.

There is no such thing as perfect, but that show has two people (one widowed, one never disclosed) that get married, merge their families, and everyone gets along.

Though Carol’s kids aren’t babies they take Mike’s last name, all the kids are forced to live in the same house together and ever during their teenage years there are no fights, they hang out together, stand up for one another, etc.

They may not be on a quest to destroy ring, but The Brady Bunch is definitely a fantasy…