Valet…

I was writing a ticket, in the pouring rain, when a woman pulled up beside me and said “Excuse me. Are you a valet?”

I said “No, I’m writing a parking ticket, but that’s hilarious.”

And she drove away…

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When your 69 year old mom brings a smile to your face…

I was talking to my mom tonight and she kind of shocked me.

She was telling me something & I randomly said “Either they don’t know, don’t show, or just don’t care about what’s going on in the hood. That’s a line from…”

And she interrupted me and said “The Boys in the Hood. I’m not that old.”

I couldn’t help but smile…