Not A Bronie…

I just watched a trailer for “My Little Pony: Equestria Girls Friendship Games”.

I don’t get the obsession, but that’s not why I’m writing this. I’m writing this because THEY’RE NOT EVEN FUCKING PONIES ANYMORE. They’re standing up on two legs, they have hands instead of hooves, they’re going to fucking school. When did they stop being ponies? Why are they still called MY LITTLE PONIES?!?!?

That is all…