Livery…

I feel like a prerequisite for having a Livery plate is being an asshole

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What not to say…

My gf & I were talking about someone who had drastically changed recently. 

She said “Hormones man.”

I said “Yeah, like the Incredible Hulk. I bet the Incredible Hulk was based on a woman.”

Of course it was a joke, but unfortunately I was the only one who found it funny…