Vet tech…

I walked into the vet with my dog’s leash in one hand & a bag of shit in the other.

We were greeted by a vet tech & I asked “Who’s the lucky one who gets to take this?”

She replied “That would be me. Its like Christmas everyday.”

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Special needs…

I was just walking by a group of high school boys, when I started to hear them talking trash. I had my headphones on, so couldn’t have cared less.

Just for the sake of conversation, I pulled my headphones off & realized that they weren’t trash talking me at all.

Instead, they were making fun of a poor girl with special needs. Today the kids in this town reached a new low…

Getting drugs off the street?

​It’s all fun & games until an old lady chews you the fuck out:

Telling you that you’re a bad person, that you should be out there getting drugs off the street instead of writing parking tickets (though you point at your hat which says “Parking Enforcement”), that you’re only targeting senior citizens, & that you should “get a real job!”

Rudolph…

Watching ‘Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer’ for the first time in years. I noticed some interesting things. 

Santa will make toys for every kid in the world, yet he says that Rudolph better grow out of his red nose or he’ll never make the sled team. And Rudolph’s own father is teaching him to cover up what’s wrong with him to fit in.

My conclusion, Santa & his reindeer are pricks…