Glasses…

When you have tickets to see Guardians of the Galaxy 2, in 3D, on opening weekend, and your glasses break 20 minutes before you have to leave for the movie…

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Movie theater men’s room…

I was drying my hands and looking in the mirror when a guy came into the bathroom, wearing a bicycle helmet and biking gloves. He walked up to a urinal, started to fake punch, like he was in a boxing match, then turned around and walked out…